Hate-paste

To ejaculate on someone's face, then rub it in in a derogatory fashion.

I jizzed on his wife's stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. Gotta love the hate-paste!

by Mcdeviant69 August 19, 2010

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022

Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.

Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after

by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021

Pasted

When you squirt so hard you shit yourself.

Jenny: The sex was so good I pasted all over the

by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024

Compatible Past

A couple is said to have a compatible past if their past romantic and sexual experience is on a similar level.

John had two girlfriends and Jane had 5 boyfriends, they don't have a compatible past.

Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.

Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.

Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.

by Ememento September 20, 2024

Population paste

Another phrase for cum

I shot my population paste on her face

by TimeKingPanda January 24, 2024

doo doo paste

when something goes bad with one persons and spreads arounds to others

your friend gets her cell phone stolen and a week later your cell phone gets stolen, and youve got doo doo paste.

by mo-town-throw-down December 13, 2007