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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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nonce

"That Bryan fella, he is a nonce right?"
by comeatmedickhead November 8, 2019
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Nonce

British slang for pedophile.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.
Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.
by British Slang User September 4, 2023
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Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 27, 2022
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Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children
Lorn you're such a nonce
by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020
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Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting
Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce
by MemeClips March 23, 2024
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Nonce

A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.
La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?

Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town
by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019
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