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Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 24, 2019
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Lady Mullet

Lady mullet is a generalized term used to refer to one’s general aura or scent, it can also apply to one’s presence in a room. It is not bad nor good and does not have any synonyms.
Person A: bro you smell like lady mullet.

Person B: bro no I don’t u smell like lady mullet.

Person A: do you even know what lady mullet smells like?
by Poopdollarz4dayz May 13, 2021
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Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.
I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.
by parkdiesel July 30, 2017
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Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017
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Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024
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Mullet

Adam Kuhl is a mad cunt with a mad hair cut.
Your mullet isn’t as good as Adam Kuhl’s.
by Yo yo-yo yo-yo May 8, 2020
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Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.
Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.
by Sigah April 16, 2020
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