A nerve-grating, skin-crawling, lifelong Miami Dolphins fan who calls into local sports talk radio and is immediately eviscerated by hosts and other callers.
"I just want the Pats to win so we can shove that dork 'DonMarino' into a locker."
A girl who is beautiful inside and out. She lights up a room with her smile. She's so lovable and talented and very caring. She's cool and absolutely gorgeous, she has the prettiest eyes I ever seen and a beautiful angelic voice. She has the biggest heart and her energy is magnetic. Like an elegant flower. You'll be lucky to have her in your life, she makes everything better. She also makes the tastiest cinnabons I ever had in my life. The best girl you could ever meet.