Karen
karen is seen as a lovable, generous, caring and overall good person. This is the illusion that karen creates.
Behind the illusion, she is a misguided, unfortunate creep. She's obese, tortures her kids, and still found a way to stay married to her husband. I swear he was either desperate or a lunatic. She spends her time gardening and crushing children's dreams. Sometimes, she wonders her purpose in the world, if she even has one. One of her favorite past times is cow tipping. If a guy asks for some fun, he should steer clear of Karen. Her laugh is like a dying cat being poisoned by a witch. She is unloved by her family, loved by her dead goldfish.
- Karen's soon to be ex husband
karen is seen as a lovable, generous, caring and overall good person. This is the illusion that karen creates.
Behind the illusion, she is a misguided, unfortunate creep. She's obese, tortures her kids, and still found a way to stay married to her husband. I swear he was either desperate or a lunatic. She spends her time gardening and crushing children's dreams. Sometimes, she wonders her purpose in the world, if she even has one. One of her favorite past times is cow tipping. If a guy asks for some fun, he should steer clear of Karen. Her laugh is like a dying cat being poisoned by a witch. She is unloved by her family, loved by her dead goldfish.
- Karen's soon to be ex husband
Bob: See the girl at the bar over there?
Larry: Who?
Bob: The girl with the dead goldfish.
Larry: I see her. She's such a Karen!
Larry: Who?
Bob: The girl with the dead goldfish.
Larry: I see her. She's such a Karen!
by Soon to be ex husband January 01, 2017
A person who honestly gives about zero fucks yet has no clue what’s going on in any way shape or form. A “Karen” is very racist and sexist but is such an icon in every way it’s insane.
Person: Whoa that girl is sooo weird!
Other Person: Umm that’s rude.
Person: Well not weird exactly..... but kind of like......
Other Person: Umm like a Karen?
Person: Ya she’s totally a Karen
Other Person: Umm that’s rude.
Person: Well not weird exactly..... but kind of like......
Other Person: Umm like a Karen?
Person: Ya she’s totally a Karen
by “Icon” June 03, 2018
A common name given to a female, mostly at birth.
2: A bitch who acts like they are better than everyone else, then gets offended when others call them a karen.
2: A bitch who acts like they are better than everyone else, then gets offended when others call them a karen.
by NuggMan42 August 19, 2020
A Karen is an annoying person in the memes but actually a really nice person in real life. She's sweet, loyal, generous ect. You are realllllyyyy lucky to have a Karen as a mom :)
Yay ! Karen is here !
by Poekie ♡ October 22, 2019
Anything that is chemical, natural, or bio-degradable.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
by Kirsten Simon January 31, 2007
Anything that is chemical, natural, or bio-degradable.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
by Kirsten Simon February 03, 2007
45, bob cut dyed weird colors because she's going through a divorce, was married to Jim, wants to speak to the manager, 3 kids, took the kids, owns a 2015 Toyota 4Runner, forces son to play soccer, and doesn't understand a joke.
Person 1: Do you see that woman over there?
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: She's definitely a Karen.
Person 2: I totally see it.
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: She's definitely a Karen.
Person 2: I totally see it.
by sunshineUwU December 30, 2018