Hays Highschool Chronicler

A cool guy that knows a lot of things

Jeff:Hey hhs chronicler, you know that one guy named jerry?
Hays Highschool Chronicler:Yeah he lives at 521 West Maple Blvrd.
Jeff:woah that’s kinda creepy but thanks

by BigJoe620 November 20, 2023

Newton Highschool

Fuck this place

I fucking hate newton highschool

by mad_chad January 7, 2024

Oldham County Highschool

This place is heaven on earth. Everyone is nice, and the teachers are so chill. We have the nicest school in the county and the best football team. Everyone is welcomed into this great school, and everyone is respected, but whatever you do, don't use the bathrooms upstairs.

Oldham County Highschool is better that South Oldham Highschool

by zestyboy January 9, 2024

highschool burnout

a individual or group of individuals who "peak" in high school and do nothing with their life after of high school. characteristics of a high school burnout include blacking out every weekend, bullying freshman, etc.

"that dude is such a highschool burnout"
"his daddy is going to help him get a job since he is a highschool burnout"

by fishfingerz January 19, 2024

St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024

Warren Area Highschool

Warren Area High School is a place with very messed up children who get a laugh out of sticking literal pool to the walls and toilet seat. Many students also piss on stuff and stick shit to desks for laughs because granola bars and boogers are funny to them. GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL

Did you see the new turd on the wall at Warren Area Highschool?

by MaxCB April 17, 2023

fox creek highschool

a school with a bunch of bitch ass blonde white girls that fuck the all the black guys. They’re all snow bunnies and sluts. people fuck in the bathrooms and parking lot. it’s a tiny ass school w shitty teachers and nic fiens but sadly, no pot-heads.

person 1: fox creek highschool is great!
person 2: shut yo bitch ass up

by southcarolinahighschools January 25, 2023