Doctor Hopper

A person who sees a lot of doctors, usually referring to someone with a chronic illness. The word is mostly used in the online chronic illness community.

Person 1: “My GI doctor sent me to neurology then my neurologist sent me to GI.”
Person 2: “okay doctor hopper.”

by graveyardqueen April 9, 2022

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 10, 2009

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills

Doctor: I kill your ill with pill and then kill you with bill

by IcyLightning February 5, 2020

Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

Doctor Montraezius

The flyiest nigga out there bruh. This guy pulls hoes on the spot. I'm talking about dripping faucet on sight these hoes getting wet wet.

Paul : Yo who is that pansy looking guy?

Lightskin Dude : Pansy?? Nigga that's Doctor Montraezius!!

by CharlieDarlie April 19, 2023