kevin bacon

a man of many wonders and sillyness.

Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

Angry bacon

The outer pussy lips that are all wrinkled up resembling fried bacon in the pan.

I dropped her panties and the angry bacon jumped out at me

by EZ-RIDER May 22, 2007

narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.

Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.

by ADanteM September 18, 2013

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

cheesy bacon

When a female suffers from crusty residue around the labia. When coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes Úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture horny teenage boys.

"Yer maws got pure cheesy bacon"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"

by hansley January 4, 2005

Bacon Lady

A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.

Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.

by MC July 9, 2006