Avery is a dick and has a big dick. He will go on and on about how big it is and will not let you hear the end of it (you can not see the end of it either because it is so big). He is a very cocky person, not just because of his big dick. He will try to make everyone laugh and is a goofball. He will love you and cherish you with all his heart.
Guy 1: What's that thing poking me?
Guy 2: It's probably Avery's long dick.
Guy 1: Oh but Avery is in New York and we are in Florida.
Guy 2: Yeah... it's kind of long. He made me suck him off from over 5,000 miles.
Guy 2: It's probably Avery's long dick.
Guy 1: Oh but Avery is in New York and we are in Florida.
Guy 2: Yeah... it's kind of long. He made me suck him off from over 5,000 miles.
by Anders193381 November 29, 2023
by basicbbb September 18, 2020
avery, wow avery. avery is someone who will always be in your life, no matter what. avery is like a 4 year old boy in a teenage girl body. avery for sure knows how to make you laugh, even if it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard. everyone loves her, especially for her personality and great dance moves. there isn’t anyone like her for sure. her smile lights up the whole room and everyone in the room laughs at her jokes, even if they’re pretty stupid. avery’s been through a lot, but she’s a fighter, she gets emotional over the stupidest things, but fears to show her emotions when she’s going through something. avery takes life by the neck and goes on, even if something isn’t going right. everyone loves avery, even many boys. when avery is in love with a boy, she’ll let them know, but sneakily, and when they act out once, she’ll let it slide, but if it happens again, you’ll be ghosted. avery adores her 2 friends and is always there for them no matter what.
by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 15, 2019
Avery is an amazing dutiful person who everyone adores. They also have the most enormous slinger schlong to ever grace this feeble earth. Honestly, people should be kinder to them; they don't know how hard it is to have an enormous fucking third leg that drags along the ground wherever they go. They are even seen as a national hero because they once put out a fire at the white house using an absolutely MASSIVE spray of hot, steamy cum to put out the fire. They recieved three medals of honor.
person 1: Oh my god is that Avery?
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
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