A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.
by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024
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Get the Jonathan Davismug. A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
Get the Moist Jonathanmug. J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathan Jonesmug. Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
Get the jonathan ingrammug. Jonathan is the best guy there is. He is the most thoughtful, kind and sweet human being. He makes a wonderful partner and will put you first in all aspects of his life. Jonathan is slow to anger and quick to forgive. He is gentle and a great kisser. He is also hilarious- he is usually telling a joke. He can be insecure at times and benefits from the people in his life telling him how much he means to them. Jonathan is very creative and artistic- likes to paint, draw, take pictures/videos. He is also very adventurous and loves to explore the world around- usually on a bike.
by BuggySandals69 November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
Get the Jonathan Patrick Stephensmug.