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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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Jonathan Banks

the kid named finger. he plays Michael Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and it's spin-off prequel, Better Call Saul.
Jonathan Banks is so cool! He's my favorite actor from all of Vince Gilligan's shows!
by KIDNAMED893282 August 20, 2022
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Jonathan

A great guy who loves to help out. Very Handsome and funny, can make you laugh whenever you're down. Very protective of the people he cares for. He respects and appreciates everybody and is very accepting of everybody. Can be sarcastic sometimes, but you know he's just joking. He has great style and a great attitude no matter what!! He's an awesome leader and an awesome peer! Everybody needs a Jonathan in his life.
Person 1: Look at that guy! He has great style!
Person 2: Oh yes! That Jonathan aka Jonny! He's a great guy.
by pypopuu September 13, 2022
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Jonathan

mr.stealyobitc🤣
jonathan has a big dick.
by ilikepussydaswet November 21, 2021
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jonathan chavez

Jonathan Chavez is the most sweetest boy ever. Even if we don't talk anymore your still the boy I think about sometimes even on days I should think about you. I remember your curly hair and how you used to associate me with heart stopper because I had the vans and you had the converse. Jonathan is the type of loser that doesn't really show how sad he is but when your in a 1 on 1 conversation with him late at night, he will cry on your shoulder. I remember when I picked your whole outfit for a 5th grade graduation ceremony, I was wearing a red dress and lolita red shoes. I was about to be late to the bus with heels but I still replied to your 4:am messages because I loved you and I still do. Nobody can complete the gap you left me with, even after you loved me and cared for me for 2 years and almost another year, there's always someone who will break my heart over the years but nobody will ever be able the fulfill the heart I had when I was with you. I still have the matching braclets, as of messages, and the left over happy memories you've given me. If there was one wish I could have it would be to spend one last happy memory with you Jonathan Chavez even if your a loser, I still loved you and I always will because you were my loser. The converse to my vans and the left piece to my soul.
Jonathan Chavez is the boy of my night dreams but can turn your soul into a nightmare hole.
by jonathan chavez November 19, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan can only be held by those deemed worthy
by Mrs.Nesbit November 23, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan Is the chillest guy you'll meet. He loves to have a Good time and Do random shit. HE gets Girls but he cherishes sex as something special.
Jonathan is soooo much fun.
by xfj May 28, 2022
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