eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

virgin trinity

When you take math, physics and chem HL in the IB.

Someone: What are your HLs?
Virgin: Uh I’m doing the virgin trinity.
No one: Nice choice bro!

by Man like Osler June 15, 2019

Virgin Hoe

Virgin Hoe" is a girl who does very slutty things Like blowjobs, handjobs, make out. talking to older guys online, and reveling her body on social media. Except shes a virgin because she does everything except actual sex

Sandra is a virgin hoe

by Jestar July 10, 2019

squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity

Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol

by Sam Mill December 31, 2021

ultra virgin

Someone who disapproves of anything sexually said.

Bro I got head last night! - Guy 1
Dude, just stop - Ultra Virgin

by HERdsadawdasdawsda June 4, 2018

Spoiler Virginity

Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it

I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!

by ERROR_FOUND! May 1, 2019

Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.

Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!

by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019