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eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.
p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.
by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010
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ultra virgin

Someone who disapproves of anything sexually said.
Bro I got head last night! - Guy 1
Dude, just stop - Ultra Virgin
by HERdsadawdasdawsda June 4, 2018
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squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity
Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol
by Sam Mill December 31, 2021
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International Virginity

Guy 1: Did you hear Tim went to Spain?
Guy 2: Good for him! He finally broke his international virginity.

Girl 1: Have you ever been out of the country?
Girl 2: Nah, but I want to break this international virginity SO bad!
by aTandon December 6, 2014
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Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.
Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!
by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019
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Virgin Disease

Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
by ChadEthan May 12, 2021
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Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.
Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.
by Weallfun September 20, 2019
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