cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

cream dream

When you have a wet dream, and there is nothing around there to arouse you.

I had a cream dream this morning

by lord blackman July 17, 2005

dick cream

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

by IcebergSlim April 21, 2006

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 12, 2006

ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there

Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.

by xjax1 January 15, 2018

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 06, 2009