Hym "Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was dragged out of an inn in the middle of the night while he was hiding with his followers after one of them betrayed him. You are voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN to improve your own quality of life and control the distribution of women without having to be an AI creating genius. You just want to be the boss of me forever. That is all. You're going to dispense with all of the unwanted men the second MY AI comes online and you no longer need the labor and the people who are refusing to speak up are doing it because and only because they have been anointed. And until that happens you're going to do shit like this in the name of kids or women until you can get the death-bots to do it for you. It doesn't matter what side of the death bots I'm on because the same thing is going to happen either way. End the weaponized schizophrenia and release me immediately or continue to watch people retaliate and kill your kids."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MENmug. May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021
Get the International Watch Twilight with your significant other daymug. Would have lost too.
Hym "You should be less concerned with other countries and more concerned with the overt, public, violations of rights that are actively happening to American citizens right now. I just had a guy I've never seen just walked in and called me by my name and then he looked at my chest, realized I didn't have a name tag, realized that he messed up, and bumbled his way out of the store. You need to read the words I am writing and understand that I am not going to let them take my life away from me. And if YOU as a politician are going to look the other way, I'm going to create consequences that equate to my life being taken. You need to stop slow walking because you're going to explain something to someone. Pick which explanation you would rather give and then do what I want you to do because we both already know which explanation you would rather give."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
Get the Other countriesmug. What you have are people trying to co-opt this in the name of 'keeping me out of power' so they don't have to answer for their incest cult because they don't like the things I said. Not a single person would be out if not for me and these people just want the glory for themselves. You don't give a fuck if I wall up and stab a kid. This is you trying to maintain the abilities to use your kids as a false pretense to ignore people's (and in this instance MY) rights.
Hym "You cannot be allowed to get away with this and there are no other organizations. Just people who don't want to have to give me the credit I deserve."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the There are no other organizationsmug. Nonono, hey, you keep invoking other people and the implicit insinuation is that "Other people can be better than me." But YOU are only doing that... Because YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE IS YOU! And NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT! And now you are trying to gerrymander what constitutes creating AI because you don't like the word LESS.
Hym "How about 'Schizophrenia not real, you're all just assholes?' How does that sound? Because I need you to tell me shit. Apparently I need you to tell me whether or not it's the case. So why don't you come here and do that? That's your fucking job apparently. Be careful! I already know the answer to the question I'm asking! Get the fuck out of here with 'other people can be better than me' bitch. Theoretically! But actually not fuck-face. YOU think it's YOU. YOU suck. You fuckin bum."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Other Peoplemug. When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Finishing Each Other’s Fartsmug. Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug.