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Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
mugGet the Twitter Dumpedmug.

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.
Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!
by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022
mugGet the clean dumpmug.

Hand dump

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
mugGet the Hand dumpmug.

Dip Dump

Vincent: Wanna take a dip dump before practice?
Louis: Yes, I would love some yakk.
by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010
mugGet the Dip Dumpmug.

Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.
I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help
by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020
mugGet the Thumper Dumpedmug.

dumped a canoe

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina
by Wiznut August 18, 2017
mugGet the dumped a canoemug.

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming
by Zemeckas August 6, 2020
mugGet the Shlump Dumpmug.

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