fuzzy squash

An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)

"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"

by Fuzzy Iguana November 15, 2017

Fuzzy Battery Company

The best battery supplier for any machinery in the Mushroom Kingdom.

The Fuzzy Battery Company is full of power!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Fuzzies

U.S. Army recruit (E-1) that has no rank insignia.
They are called Fuzzies because of the fuzzy velcro patch on their shoulders.

"Yo, Ramirez do you see these new recruits?"
" Yeah, Here come the Fuzzies."

by LoobedUpPirate May 19, 2014

fuzzy jackets

a band based out of NYC known for wearing extravagant fur coats. their ethos is "there is another way of life," encouraging listeners to do whatever the fuck they want, because life is too short to be a bitch and have regrets. It is also a reference to "fuzzy jacket" (see entry)- because it feels like a hug. Their debut album is called H.U.G.S. and will be out mid 2025.

Yo man this party is lame, we should totally fuzzy jackets it!

by wormhole11201 April 13, 2025

Fuzzy bogart

Masturbating with your blinds open with intent to be caught by any outside observers

I was fuzzy bogarting yesterday.

by Ori9inalfarmer May 9, 2019

Fuzzy kumquat

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024

Fuzzy Peach

The fruit of a woman and its succulence in the areas of major and minor labia when concerned with the pleasure of clitoris.

He ate the fuzzy peach until every juicy slice was his mouth pie singing songs about Georgia to her organs tune said "Come and Get'Em."

by xicoLor January 11, 2025