hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

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butt hurt

you’re so salty, you get mad easily, and you can’t take a joke one bit!

Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not

*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶

by geetotheE May 5, 2019

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Hurt boy

Emo. Doesn't need to color themselves emo either.

Replace "You're psycho!"
With "Hey hurt boy"

Add in "good boy" for good measure

"Hey hurt boy, how was your day?"

Hurt boy - a hurt man, the black sheep, knows he's no saint but thrives to be the best possible

by Dreads_ June 8, 2023

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Hobo-hurt

Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.

That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.

by CunningBubble May 19, 2025

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Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.

Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else

by SaltContaier August 12, 2019

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