Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 26, 2019

How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 22, 2023

slick thick

Term for anyone who is not noticeably thick, but still is thick.

Shes got a butt, but them thighs be lackin' she's slick thick though.

by sl1m j3sus December 18, 2017

Nickel thick

When a person is beyond thicccc with four c's

Damn, your sister is nickel thick!!!!

by QueenofKristonia January 16, 2020

Thick juicy moist

When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.

"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"

by Savi_siri16 February 02, 2024

Charver Thick/Stupid

A form of stupidity where the person is not only stupid and/or uneducated. They refuse to educate themselves that would help them to do better and basically be ignorant.

They insult people who are more intelligent than them and hate big words because they don't understand them.

The cure for being charver thick/stupid is education, books, self improvement in life and being a decent human being.

Charver Thick and Charver Stupid is the same thing with different words at the end.

Lee hasn't had a job since he left school. But he has had two kids with two different women, lives in a council house and hasn't made an effort to better himself in life because he hasn't set foot in a college or done anything to improve himself. If you try to help him he gets angry and makes excuses.

He won't change because not only is he thick/stupid and ignorant...He is Charver Thick/Stupid

by Happy Pancake July 22, 2024

goodlife thickness

When you buy a gym membership in the new year and never end up using it

its february and i still havent gone to the gym, i guess i bought a goodlife thickness membership

by demdiabetes January 16, 2018