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chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.
I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.
by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017
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Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.
The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!
by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018
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U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.
Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!
by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019
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if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb
man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb
by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021
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WHAT THE LICK READ

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?
by shannonf October 28, 2007
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left on read

sorry to break it to you but they don’t like you back
You: “Hey”

read 6:18

left on read
by urmomsrightpinkietoe October 20, 2019
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