9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.

Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.

by Ktululu May 26, 2023

Paradox

Paradox is the famous leader of the Hypixel Skyblock Guild "real and true" hes muted for 90 days since like 2008 and he had nothing to do with the death of the queen of England

paradox: come on men give me money
denkicks: no

by denk wenk January 7, 2023

Twin paradox

When one identical twin calls the other one ugly; is she really calling herself ugly?

“Solchelys said that her twin sister Solrelys is butt ugly, but she looks just like her? It’s that twin paradox.”

by Huh 2020 November 2, 2019

paradox live

a mixed media project with banger music that will make you even more depressed than you already are. not so skibidi.

'omg a new paradox live voice drama drops next week!'
'catch these hands avex, i'm going to act up if gokuluck get pwned again'

by kentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 15, 2024

Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024

Paradoxical Gayisim

When a person becomes transgender just to like the same gender beforehand

“yeah man, she’s got some paradoxical gayisim going on in her head.”

by cookie_eater3127 February 12, 2022

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023