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Tuesday

CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
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KIRK

(quickly, to Demora)

Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire

on my command.

Demora turns to him.

DEMORA

Captain... we don't have any

torpedoes.

Kirk glances at Harriman.

KIRK

Don't tell me... Tuesday.

Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets

worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
mugGet the c u next tuesdaymug.

Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
mugGet the Mailbox Tuesdaymug.

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
mugGet the TUESDAYSmug.

Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!
by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021
mugGet the Teets Tuesdaymug.

tuesdays

every Tuesday is show of your bestfriend(s) day :)
Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)
by littlemac_3 October 12, 2021
mugGet the tuesdaysmug.

Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.
Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!
by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023
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