National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019

national ciaran day

a day (april 28) that celebrates all people named ciaran!

chloe: happy national ciaran day!
ciaran: aw you shouldn’t have

by therealraviross April 28, 2019

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019

National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight

dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.

by Badbitch689 October 21, 2019

National November

Stab your enemies

*dead enemie*
Well, its national November sooo i cant go to jail 👌

by HyperCrackhead69 November 1, 2019

National pink cup day

November 7th is the national pink cup day where u celebrate by drinking out of a pink cup. Also on this day you can skip school but you have to do the pink cup ritual where you sing ‘oH mY pInK cUp! PrAiSe ThY pInK cUp!’

Me: today is national pink cup day

J: really

Me: Yh

J: wait let me grab my pink cup

by Pink cup 10908 November 4, 2019

National Miss school day

On December the 2nd it is national miss school day

Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd

Jeff: No

Bob: Why

Jeff: It is national miss school day

by JeffandBob1243278943984278 November 11, 2019