a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.
person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
by paulllllllllll.s October 03, 2018
by truthfinder420 September 29, 2022
a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent
by cazpers February 20, 2023
is demented
by Demented basterd September 22, 2020
by Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu February 07, 2020
If this is you girlfriend beware she most likely loves shawn Mendes more then she will ever love you!
She is fun loving and loves to go out dancing and have fun. Beautiful inside and out!
She is fun loving and loves to go out dancing and have fun. Beautiful inside and out!
by Harold and johanna April 06, 2016