road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention

I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night

by Duke Horsefly February 1, 2021

Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022

peer lag

When you're just a little behind on your peers' interests and doings...

Man, I can't get over this peer lag. It's making me feel detached.

by HerrshOFate August 11, 2022

Lag

the one thing that coexist in all online games for a majority of players. There is no defense and you cannot kill it. If there is enough of it you will either render yourself defenceless and get you killed or you will disconnect and be forced to come. This can be fixed by getting a faster Internet for it is mainly caused by Internet not being fast enough.

Friend: Lets play cod together
You: Sure
-Plays cod and dies-

You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-

by rabbidninja June 9, 2011

that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025

Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016

lag

when your entire net freezes and and the screen freezes

I fucking die to lag every time I play this damn game, I'm about to uninstall.

by the come goblin December 5, 2021