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on jar is it’s something the freaks that pretend x cured there depression say but then starts to get used unironically by a bleach blonde skinny white boy in a crop top
and that’s on jar NO cap 😤❌🧢
by GypsyliciousBabe July 13, 2020
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Jar Jar

Star Wars’ most failed character. He is a funny/socially awkward sidekick wannabe. He is the reason why the prequels are so bad.
The annoying things he does makes him look like a man-child.
There have been many theories about this character (the most popular is that he is secretly a dark lord.)
Never bring jar jar back. Ever.
“This Jar Jar character makes me want to put my neck through a noose”
by xX_Boss_Xx April 21, 2018
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Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
by dgh938peg June 14, 2016
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Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.
Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.
by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018
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Jar Fiend

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.
“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”
by G.Fitz May 28, 2022
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jarring

fuck me eliza is so jarring
by 12398654 December 8, 2021
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JAR

Jose Alejandro Rosales Alias “El 08” “El Junior”

“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”

is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.
“Por Junior llevo el apodo” - Los alegres del Barranco / El Junior/ JAR
by cuervosierrai827 May 24, 2023
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