Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 05, 2022

Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise

Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 03, 2024

Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them

That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar

by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022

Jelly Jar

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.

I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.

by meestamoosta April 30, 2021

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024