An ugly ratchet hoe
Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015
Get the Mountain Goatmug. A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)
by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003
Get the goat knobbermug. The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014
Get the Sea Goatmug. Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup
by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008
Get the Sassy Goatmug. First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.
Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."
"That's scapegoat."
"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
"That's scapegoat."
"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
by ddoggphx July 19, 2007
Get the Escape Goatmug. by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
Get the hitler the goatmug. A party, in which participants bake and subsequently consume copious amounts of fresh cupcakes while they are still hot.
by Aunt Sallie January 9, 2009
Get the goat sexmug.