goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.
Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.
by Daze621 July 04, 2003
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Sassy Goat

Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup
gonna get me a sassy goat chaps cya later
by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008
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Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
by ddoggphx June 20, 2007
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hitler the goat

The savior of our world
by HitlerTheGoat August 06, 2017
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goat sex

A party, in which participants bake and subsequently consume copious amounts of fresh cupcakes while they are still hot.
Aunt Sally is coming to town, let's throw a goat sex party for her!
by Aunt Sallie January 07, 2008
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Judas Goat

A chill girl that hangs out with the boys and willingly brings her friends around with the intent of letting the guys hook up with them. She is not going to hook up with any of the crew, but she'll always let the homies go for her girls.

These are few-and-far between, extremely rare. You must cherish them when you find one for they are your biggest ally.
Woohoo! Not only did Jessica bring her friends, she told us which ones were down to hook up, what a great Judas Goat!

Someone invite Jessica, we need her Judas Goat skills to bring her thot friends
by Jon Colorado March 22, 2018
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goat boy

Baaah Baaaaah!
by Richard Dragon December 04, 2003
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