mud valve engineer

the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"

by joshy wash November 3, 2008

Toby the tram engine

Tobias holden,better known as Toby the tram engine, is a Great eastern railway C53, which was later reclassified by the London and north eastern railway as the J70, 12 were built, 68221 being toby himself. To put it simply, he is a old motherfucker with 6 small wheels, a tall funnel(you wouldnt be able to tell since he’s a tram engine and boxy), a short stumpy boiler,and a short stumpy dome, who WILL NOT GIVE ANY SHITS, he wont care if your a crip or a blood, west or east, north or south, american or british, London and mid-scottish railway,Southern railway, Great western railway, or even LNER built, he will not give a shit.the only person he will give a shit about is his practically wife, which is henrietta, an also GER build, being east angla Wisbech and Upwell Tramway 4 wheel non bogie coach, which he took everywhere with him, even when he was save from the time he was bought by the GOAT controller topham hatt the 1st, which was brought on as a smartass move also by the GOAT, being when thomas the tank engine was caught on tramway roads (road which is used in railway terminology as the track itself) when a new cop rolled on his turf, and gave topham mutiple violations about thomas not covering his wheels, i mean, its illegal , but its like sharing your netflix password,whcih is also illegal but nobody gives a shit, something else that toby did is that he brought henrietta along for the royal train, AND NOT EVEN THOMAS BROUGHT ANNIE AND CLARABEL, i think that tom dont care

Hi toby the tram engine
Who are you

by Thomasfan645 November 20, 2022

Double engine government

A government with the same party or coalition at the centre and state

The double engine government is said to be doing better.

by birbaljha April 23, 2023

Dirty Steam Engine

When you kneel over your ol' lady while she lays flat on her back throating your pecker and you drop your "coal" (bowel movement) on her chest proceeding to yell Choo choo.

Last night the Ole lady asked for a dirty steam engine

by Itainteasybeingcheesy September 16, 2021

engine still runnin

That something or someone is still alive.

Quandale: ''Yo chief, how ya doin''
Dingle: ''Engine still runnin dawg''

by MofTheS June 23, 2022

Liberal steam engine

When a group of liberals buutt fuck each other in a line.

Hey chris look our managers are doing a liberal steam engine!

by Sweet T nasty December 30, 2020

the little engine that could

false confidence

the little engine that could inspired me to fly to earth using my ears.

by H! Human May 13, 2018