Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the Disneymug. Bunk’d is what happens when you take a good idea and drag it into the dirt. It should have stopped at season three
by Peruki August 17, 2023
Get the Bunk’d (Disney Channel)mug. by Sexydaddymatty March 1, 2025
Get the Walt Disneymug. "Yeah, Woody isn't really a queer icon, he got real disney-fied after breaking out into some online circles.
by SweetQueerCandy April 13, 2022
Get the Disney-fiedmug. When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park
Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023
Get the Disney Jailmug. by DisneyNOW March 9, 2021
Get the Disney daymug. A game where you walk to the back of the disney store, touch the back wall and then walk out without being greeted
by Pussyslayer3000 February 8, 2014
Get the the disney gamemug.