cupcake face

When your face is a little too big for your body. It looks awkward and gross.

Chris: I broke up with Cindy because of her cupcake face.

by therealblairwaldorf July 14, 2016

muffin cupcake heeler

Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series

Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts

by A_rand0m_teen September 28, 2023

cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

Cupcake

When you cover your dick in frosting, shove it in a girls asshole, and she cups your dick with her asscheeks.

Guy 1: vro this chick I met is soooo freaky

Guy 2: how freaky?
Guy 1: she’s into cupcakes

by Kid With Bad Connection May 22, 2018

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020

cupcake

Were you fart in your hand and put it in the nearest persons nose

Haha that is funny when I cupcake people like i did your brother yesterday

by blackhammer111 February 10, 2015

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019