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The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it
The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.
by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009
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18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.
I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.
by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010
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8 Hour Nap

When you go to sleep at night for a full 8 hours, but when you wake up, you feel like you have only had a short nap. Usually when you have to go to sleep by a certain time in order to get up and get ready for school or work. Usually you have a desire to go back to sleep because you are still tired, but do not because you: A. Do not want to get fired from your job or B. Are forced to attend school by the United States government.
Mom: Get up Aaron!
Aaron: 5 more minutes Mom, I've only had an 8 hour nap. I need more sleep.
by generic funny username November 9, 2010
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craft - nigga hours

At the hours of 8pm - 11pm nigga's gather to craft, its a daily ceremony and those who disobey it are usually shot
Girl: Hey, whats doing tonight between 8pm - 11pm, I'm home alone
Me: Um, you for real? Bitch its craft - nigga hours, get wit it
by FATNIBBASEASON October 23, 2017
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Lonely Girl Hours

When a girl is lonely for a period of time. It can be because they claim to have no friends or they just really need a boyfriend/girlfriend. Lonely girl hours is like said boi hours, but can happen at any time.

Honestly, I don't even think this is a real thing, me and my friends just kinda came up with it :)
When you're in your lonely girl hours you generally end up venting to your friends, holding their hand, and watching cute couple videos on Instagram. You also end up listening to the slowed version of "Formidable" by Stromae. Or anything depressing tbh.
"It's lonely girl hours."
"It's always lonely girl hours."
"I know. I need a boyfriend."

:)
by iz:) October 14, 2018
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Sad Thot Hours

Time in the evening (12 A.M. to 2 A.M.) in which sad thots gather and cry because nobody takes them seriouslybecause they're thots. (note how sad thot hours is before sad nigga hours)
Tonight when sad thot hours begin, we gon slay these thotties no goofy shit!
by Supreme_Rolly October 15, 2017
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Ugly nigga hours

Man ugly nigga hours Finna start for me
by T-Yabz March 1, 2019
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