"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."
by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023
A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.
"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
by MrFatboy343 May 24, 2018
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.
"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."
by spectical July 21, 2016
Fat fuck that looks like a cow and laughs at her own fucking joke that fat fuck is a horrible ass bitch that never teaches what she needs to
by 12346idk April 18, 2017
Sandy wildsplash:
Wow man, I have a girl a nasty sand wildsplash.
Wow my woman’s tabby cat didn’t like the sand wildsplash I gave it.
Wow man, I have a girl a nasty sand wildsplash.
Wow my woman’s tabby cat didn’t like the sand wildsplash I gave it.
by Ciara mya December 27, 2020
Sandy Pancakes is a playful, mischievous prank where someone slaps another person on the ass, with or without pants, after covering their hand in sand. It’s a mix of surprise, laughter, and a little bit of beach-inspired jokes, however it can also be used under sexual pretenses if the two are in a romantic relationship and love the beach and sand.
Person 1: Yeah so I just gave my wife some sandy pancakes, she loved it.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.
by RobottoTree January 21, 2025