National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season right by sending a picture of that fine ass of yours to your favourite beau or belle!

"Damn, Melissa just sent me a booty pic!"
"Of course she did, it's December 1st; National Booty Pic Day!"

by Some meme November 28, 2020

National treat them right day

A day where you give your gf/bf everything they want kisses,hugs,movie night,day out just make sure you treat your loved ones right and give them the best day ever

National treat them right day

by C _A_M_P_Z_O November 29, 2020

National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.

Yo, it’s national retard hour!

by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On October 21st you must kiss your crush!

You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*

by looloo348 October 20, 2020