Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Charley Brown

after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....

Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.

by Bafoolery April 1, 2011

white and brown

Cocaine and Heroin.

When taken simultaneously they're referred to as a speedball.

White and brown for when you're down!

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022

brown nick

A fuck boy who may be a little on the gay side. Likes to get drunk and fuck goats. Also may have a very tiny dick

Fuck that damn brown nick got to my goat

by Mr6 July 2, 2016

Timmy Brown

Very dumb and annoying and very ugly

That kid Timmy Brown is so gay

by Bbc man69 November 13, 2021

Sara Brown

Sara Brown is that one girl who likes that kid with strawberry blonde hair but never admits she loves him. she is extremely hot and loves to get hugs from everybody. she loves the hunger games and never stops thinking about it (and then she thinks about that boy) her BFF is like her twin. and she talks about people behind their backs.

did you know Sara Brown likes that kid with strawberry blonde hair

by Cole_H January 20, 2020

Big bad brown haired bully

GEORGEA COPLAND

georgea is a big bad brown haired bully

by Blobblob12 December 16, 2020