National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

National Olivia Day

Where you go to an Olivia and love them for who they are and show your love towards them. If you have an Olivia as your friend, take care of her. She's one of a kind.

person 1: Hey whats ur name?
person 2: My name is Olivia
Person 1: HEY I WILL BUY U THE WHOLE MACDONALD MENU!
person 2: THANK YOU BUT WHY
person 1: Its national Olivia day.

by Iamasoontobemilf August 1, 2021

snog a brunette day

October 13, song a brunette day, this day is when you make out with your favourite brunette

Brunette girl: Dude why did you just snog me?

Boy: it’s snog a brunette day
Brunette girl: if that’s the case wanna snog some more? 😏

by Lindsay Lohan Stan 365 October 9, 2020

National Danny Day

a day dedicated to the perfect boy in the world. my one and only love forever <3. i love you so much pretty boy, you deserve the world and so much more :)

Its National Danny Day, stfu hes the only one that matters.

by DopeyExe August 1, 2021

National Rondling Day

Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!

National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!

by Rondler McSpinkster January 2, 2011

national caoimhe day

March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!

Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!

by crayola February 3, 2022

National Boricua Day

For the Puerto Rican culture today is a day to be happy and celebrate your heritage.

But for the non-latinas this is the day where caucasians decide to go to Puerto Rico and stay there until the locals get pissed off and send them on a ship back to America.

VIVA PUERTO RICO FELIZ NATIONAL BORICUA DAY
Leave PR and take your tourists self with you

by That one Latina November 2, 2019