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Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.
She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.
by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010
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circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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it's race time

The man the myth the legend "XmattyG" made this meme famous in his Youtube videos where he screams IT'S RACE TIME before a race on the F1 Games. By SRL Ecke
It's race time it's the Ching chong grand prickie
by Uppsapa January 25, 2017
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Gobbo time

Constantly being at least an hour late for everything because you either lose track of time or you think you can finish one last thing before you feel you finally have to be somewhere.
She told him that she would meet him in the park at noon. One hour and a conversation with a homeless man later, she realized he was on gobbo time when he came rolling in on his bike.
by gangmoney604 November 22, 2009
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chaos times 10

the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.
Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"
by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022
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