A friend is someone who will help you move, a true best. friend is someone who will help move you! True best friends will always be there for you and help you like your brother/sister. A true friend can see your tears pouring while other believe the smile you are faking. yall lit af😎! and gay from time to time but not really gay😭
by lindsey_baddest March 7, 2020
Get the best friendmug. Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022
Get the slap your tall friend in the back of the head daymug. A friend who gives items or gifts of little to no monetary value but the item is sentimental to them in some way as a symbol of friendship.
by FireandRayne January 18, 2023
Get the crow friendmug. by #lolllll@* May 25, 2019
Get the friendsmug. One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021
Get the SHITEATER FRIENDSmug. Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.
Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?
by Aylusia October 23, 2017
Get the collateral friendmug. by lenno! January 28, 2023
Get the freddy and friendsmug.