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Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt
Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!
by MadchikXX December 11, 2011
mugGet the Chorus Monkeys.mug.

Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .
by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022
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Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.
The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat
by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024
mugGet the Salted Monkeymug.

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018
mugGet the All Monkeyed up!mug.

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
mugGet the Monkey Barmug.

loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.
Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.
by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015
mugGet the loose monkeymug.

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