John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
by Josval2 December 18, 2019
Get the Best friendmug. Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.
by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020
Get the Courtesy friendmug. friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
by anonymous August 16, 2024
Get the friend geneticsmug. June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
Get the National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!mug. someone who thinks they are badass, cold, and heartless, but they are not.
the term "rick" comes from rick sanchez from rick and morty, known for being extremely intelligent albeit heartless
the term "rick" comes from rick sanchez from rick and morty, known for being extremely intelligent albeit heartless
"friends refer to me as the rick friend because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everything"
"being a cold person makes the world seem colder"
"being a cold person makes the world seem colder"
by buzzerr June 16, 2024
Get the rick friendmug. by Gingerousity March 31, 2019
Get the Toxic Friendmug. That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023
Get the The Lawyer Friendmug.