Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.
Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023
Get the Clingy Friendmug. Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.
This is my "friend".
by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018
Get the Friendmug. When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
Get the Fake Friendmug. Friend that is in band.
The relationship works the same way as a friend's does, but they are in band.
The relationship works the same way as a friend's does, but they are in band.
Colorguarder: My band friend said there was no practice tonight. Is that true?
Colorguarder #2: Oh yeah, I've talked to all my band friends and they've said the same thing.
Colorguarder #2: Oh yeah, I've talked to all my band friends and they've said the same thing.
by ☆〜（ゝ。∂） January 16, 2016
Get the band friendmug. by michaelje13 November 21, 2022
Get the call your friends baby daymug. by Twopeice February 1, 2023
Get the SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAYmug.