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Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Slut Monkey

Billi joSingh
Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey
by Jdidhd December 3, 2019
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Chunky Monkey

A chunky monkey is when you shove a banana in a fat chicks ass and she shits it out in your mouth.
Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks
by Cookingwithpoo September 26, 2021
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Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011
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money monkey

A noticeably wealthy black person.
"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025
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Monkey

You.
You are a monkey.
by A CatFromAfrica September 2, 2022
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