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socialist friend

A "friend" who treats everyone the same, without paying close attention to any of them, and incapable of intimate reciprocal engagement; someone who is respectful and benign, but cannot form real close bonds with others.
Have you noticed that he's a socialist friend? He's nice and talks to everyone, but no one actually invites him to hang out outside of work.
by Chener June 2, 2021
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Best Friends

Imagine- Your walking toward the building of your school and meet you friends. One with glasses and dark brown hair, one with light brown hair and no glasses, and the other with blonde hair and blue glasses. None of them are silent except the blonde hair one. I always try to get her to talk. Once we get to the steps, we take a big step back, and start to try and run up the stairs. It gets hard when your class is on the top floor. We all get to our classes, and don’t see each other all day. At the the end of the day we start talking random again, telling each other what weird or exotic things happen in class.
When I get home, I wonder… how did I get the best friends I could ever ask for?
by Coolio is me July 6, 2022
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forba friend

A special friendship. You make each other laugh a lot.
Oh, they're definitely forba friends.
by Justme2233 August 31, 2018
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gucci friend

A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick
by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.
Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!
by Pop13 May 4, 2023
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Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together
At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.
by Phieyl June 29, 2023
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