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Real Friend

When a homie will do anything with you, even if it pains them, like watching movie/ tv shows they don’t enjoy, or playing god-awful shit like Red Dead Online, or eating at a restaurant they hate.
Person 1: “Tyler is a real friend.”
Person 2: “Yeah, Tyler takes hits for the homies.”
Tyler: “haha Yeah
by CreeperMan August 6, 2019
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friends from California

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
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Bad friend

A bad friend is someone who bitchy and always ditching their friends for popularity
Omg she’s such a bad friend

She’s such an attention seeker
by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019
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Friend

Friend: something you probably don’t have.
You don’t have one friend.
by ScottieTheTimelord March 19, 2018
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Super duper friend

A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.
Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.
by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023
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the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀
teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains
by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022
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Friend

A Friend is someone who is loyle, thoughtful, and someone who will let you cry on their sholder.
They will laugh with you and not at you. And if your Boyfriend cheats on you for loud mouthed Jessica, they will beak his face.
by Pickle Rich October 21, 2019
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