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friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.
Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!
by Lieselock May 24, 2018
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Friend

1-real
2-fake
A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)
by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021
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friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends
"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....
by oofer4l January 11, 2021
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Friend Group

A group that includes each of the following:
1- the dumb one
2- the short one
3- the mom
4- the smart one
5- and jock/fit one
-Or-
1- 3 people or more that all fall under either category 1 or 4
1- you're short
2- you're dumb
3- guys stop fighting
4- yeah, you know that kills brain cells
5- and the group vibe. hang on I have to run
*jogs away*
4- yeah I have math team, bye
3- no wait
4- sorry friend group
by CambodianCheese January 4, 2023
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friends

A popular tv comedy show about six friends. Ross, Rachel, Pheobe, Monica, Chandler, and joey
"Hey, you watching friends tonight?"
"Sure am!"
by #lolllll@* May 25, 2019
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SHITEATER FRIENDS

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021
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