brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

The Brown

The brown (noun). A poop shit. A big butt crap scat dookie dump. When you fill the ass crack with butt shit and it starts oozing out of the top of the ass butt crack near the pants and/or the bottom of the butt canyon near the taint area. Then you gotta get your taint licked to clean it off and it sucks butt hole poop scat shit crap feces excrement.

"I just filled someone's pants with the brown"

"I just filled my wife's mouth with the brown"

by OrganDisplayer1912 May 29, 2024

walter a. brown

The founder of the Boston Celtics in 1946, as he believed Boston should have a basketball team. Walter helped to found the NBA in 1946.

The founder of the Boston Celtics was Walter A. Brown.

by lilxanman February 19, 2018

runny brown

runny brown is when a lactose intolerant person drinks milk and shits in there pants

jessica came to dinner last night but she had to leave because she had runny brown

by ur ,mom May 3, 2020

Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes

Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.

by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 12, 2024