by U/BaronBrixius March 20, 2023

by rchfan1 April 30, 2021

Another phrase for women who are bangin’ hot. Girls who you would definitely smash and dash, ejaculate and evacuate, Cum-n-go, yeet the skeet. Women who are nothing but bodies to be wrecked, preferably by guys who participate in sports and other extracurricular activities that can be seen as athletics. (Thanks to Letterkenny)
*Hot girls walk by...
Reilly: Wow, now that’s a Big City Snipe, buddy.
Jonesy: Definitely a Big City Snipe, buddy.
Reilly: Wanna canoodle in her pink poodle, bud.
Jonesy: Slide deep in the pink wormhole, bud.
Reilly: Reel out a big one from my zipper spot, bud.
Jonesy: Gettin’ down and dirty with my 7 inch furry, bud.
Reilly: Ferda!
Jonesy: Ferda!
Reilly: Wow, now that’s a Big City Snipe, buddy.
Jonesy: Definitely a Big City Snipe, buddy.
Reilly: Wanna canoodle in her pink poodle, bud.
Jonesy: Slide deep in the pink wormhole, bud.
Reilly: Reel out a big one from my zipper spot, bud.
Jonesy: Gettin’ down and dirty with my 7 inch furry, bud.
Reilly: Ferda!
Jonesy: Ferda!
by 3.14 Pied Bro March 16, 2021

big lip mcraney is a legendary warrior said to take the life force of every unfortunate soul during marching season who is put on parade rest for the event. there are many different rumors as to how he came to be big lip mcraney. The first legend told, those by the great 2016 band members, is this:
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
trumpet: dude, i didn't learn my sets. what's gonna happen to me?!
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
by minecraftants September 11, 2019

When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”
Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!
by Pr3mis September 14, 2018

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆
by jvincel March 15, 2023

by ScrewYourMom.com November 18, 2018
