Thonet

The Thonet is a unit equivalent to four layers of clothing on the upper body, as defined by IEEE 2745.2B. This may include, but is not limited to, T-shirts, undershirts, "wifebeaters", sweatshirts, sweaters, coats, jackets, polos, basketball jerseys, vests, tuxedos, overalls, tunics, raincoats, parkas, jumpsuits, and turtlenecks.

Dude, why are you wearing an entire Thonet when it's 65 degrees out?" "The ladies love the layers, that's why. Hold my V-neck while I slip into this denim jacket here."

by captain_euphemism February 19, 2011

Thong

meaning cool, awsome, fantastic, or amazing.

A type of undies that go up the bootay.

That joint was thong!

This thong is riding.

by Briana May 13, 2005

thongversation

A conversation that happens with thong underwear as your communication vehicle.

Tamara was trying in vain to get a drink, so she started a thongversation with her "100% Kosher Meat" thong and had guys buying her drinks all night!

by buzzcowboy October 9, 2008

Thonk

A thong lost in someones fat ass. (donk)

"Dude she gotta a donk so big that thong looks lost in there!"
"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"

by @n0+3r p3r50n April 26, 2010

thong

Tiny beachwear that hardly covers anything! It consists of a tiny triangle of material at the front, which can be just barely enough to cover the clitoris, going up to a maximum size of covering the whole pubic area, and the three corners of this tiny triangle are held in place by tiny strings which meet at the back. It is usually worn without a top, which allows the boobs to be fully revealed. The girls who wear them all have good figures, girls who don't have good figures, or who are shy, don't wear them. It is the beachwear that comes closest to being nude.

I handed her the thong and she said "Thanks for nothing!"

If beachwear gets any smaller than the thong, it's going to disappear into the crack.

I'd travel fifty miles to get to the beach these days, because all the girls are wearing thongs.

Mummy, why is that girl naked - oh, now that she's closer I can see she's wearing a thong.

Girls at public beaches will probably wear nothing soon; they're practically naked already by wearing only their thongs.

Seeing all those girls in their thongs is dangerous for me; I think I might be turning lesbian.

by Hot and Spicy November 17, 2010

No Thong

Name of person that forgets to put her thong undies on.

Kim dropped her pants and realized she forgot to put her thong on

by Richard N. September 20, 2003

Thonk

A thong lost in someones fat ass. (donk)

"Dude she gotta a donk so big that thong looks lost in there!"

"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"

by @n0+h3r p350n April 26, 2010