Thirstiest Thursday

The 2nd Thursday of every October college students start drinking alcohol before, during or immediately after their classes for the day usually celebrating the wrap up of their early first semester midterms.

Dude, the last week sucked but its okay because I'm getting fucked up all day Thursday for Thirstiest Thursday

by collegedude2013 October 9, 2013

Thirsty

When a male or female desperately craves the affection and affirmation of multiple members of the opposite sex.

John is trying to get that girl's number too? That's the third one this week. Man, he is thirsty!

by Socratessss June 4, 2015

Thirst Trap Feign

A person that is very appealing to your eyes on social media, the club, etc. To a person that might be considered constant teasing.

Tammy might say damn Jose looks good. Then Tamira says to Tammy girl he ain't nothing but a thirst trap feign.

by Mrs. Thickums June 20, 2017

thirst trapped

Thirst trapped is when a man is super thirsty to a girl and swoons her acts super freaky then once he gets her he basically acts uninterested in her and thirst trap is she strongly craves the things he first did but he no longer gives them to her so is now the thirsty,freaky and swooning one so she is stuck in a thirst trap

Jasmine " girl why you still talking to him he dont care about you?"
Kiera " I can't stop I'm he thirst trapped me "

by Pepes pains August 12, 2017

Thirst

How Emma Swan and Killian Jones look at each other right before their first kiss in Neverland (and in every scene they share after that).

Emma Swan's thirst for Killian Jones is palpable.
Emma Swan is the only one who can satiate Killian Jones' thirst.

by PinkCheeksCS August 14, 2018

thrifty thirds

To get busy with someone's lady bits right after the SECOND guy does. A degree beyond "sloppy seconds."

M: Imagine being the third wife in a polygamist family...You're not getting sloppy seconds, you're getting THRIFTY THIRDS!

B: Woah. Yeah...

by MazzaHelsing November 7, 2011

Thirsty Vagina

The sexual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman's vagina, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. Once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. Once a fair amount of the woman's organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. After vaginal fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids.

Dude, I just gave that girl a thirsty vagina!

Yeah man, I haven't given one in a while. Gotta get that tackle-box out!

Yeah!

*High fives*

by telecasterplayer June 16, 2010