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Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him
God dammit Michael!
by Super penis June 23, 2018
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Michael

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick
by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017
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Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.
Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now
by BigMancini February 20, 2020
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michael

a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister
omg michael is such a slay kween.
by picklepoo December 4, 2018
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Michael

A Guy that nobody Likes, he's an arrogant, selfish, ugly (both on the inside and outside), and stupid prick. If you leave something at his house you're not getting it back. He's not to be trusted either, because at any chance given he will stab you in the back.
Guy 1: Yo, Michael just ran over my dog!
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.
by Jimathorne August 26, 2018
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉
michael michael is such a breasty
by Love2623 March 6, 2017
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[Michael]

A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass
Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.
by Ricky Verssen May 4, 2008
mugGet the [Michael]mug.

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